YES means NO, MAYBE means NO, NO means YES BUT I WANT YOU TO BEG ME…it is a lot to keep up with to say the least. As a member of the female gender I completely and fully admit to the fact that what we say may not always be what we mean. It is unclear and confusing but with extensive research you may be able to decipher the complexity of a woman’s language. So here it is boys, a jump start to the beginning of a lifetime of translation.
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1. “Nothing’s Wrong”
Listen up and listen well, if you ever, ever, EVER get this response from a female there is absolutely, positively, most definitely something wrong! We are all guilty of it…don’t even lie to yourself girls…you have used this at least once. In our defense however this is not always used with malicious undertones; it could be that we really think what is upsetting us is trivial or of unimportance to you so we do not feel like discussing it. The point is that we usually just want some attention so if you give it to us we will most likely let it go.
2. “It’s Your Decision”
Well this one does tend to get a little more confusing. When we ladies hit you with this ultimatum we are actually saying, “You better be able to read my mind and make the decision that I want” Unfair? Yes! But Reality? Undeniably!
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3. "Only If You Want To"
Ha-ha if you ever hear this phrase spoken from a girlish significant other you better believe we want you to. We present it in a way to make us look less desperate or needy but in reality yes we want you to do whatever trivial…possibly deeming to your manhood…task we have for you, with pleasure:)
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