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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

TOP three...Lamest Utah High School Mascots


Oh High School…so essentially important, vitally serious and life-altering while you are in it and completely insignificant once you have left. Of course we will all look back on fond memories, close friendships, and pride for our Alma Maters but I feel that it is time to shed some light on some less than intimidating mascots.

***Disclaimer: No offense is intended if any of you have attended one of these great schools! Hopefully you have grown to appreciate the complete truthfulness in what I am about to say...

1. JORDAN BEETDIGGERS
 Ha-ha this just cracks me up…it just sends shivers down your spine right? These guys are going to dig your beets like no one’s business! The mascot comes from the schools early years when students were dismissed to helps farmers harvest beets during the summer and has definitely been a point of discussion for Utahans since its establishment. Well Jordan you just keep digging those beets my friends!

 2. BEAVER BEAVERS
I don’t think this mascot would be THAT bad but unfortunately Beaver is also the name of the town.  Maybe something like the BHS Bobcats or Buccaneers or anything else really! But it is the Beaver Beavers… yup that’s just funny!!


3. DELTA RABBITS
Rabbits huh? Ha-ha little fluffy peter cotton tails. This again simply strikes fear into my heart…not! Although Delta is known for their impressive wrestling program the fact that the competitor is rolling around with a rabbit just seems wrong…on many levels. 

 *^*^ Honorable mentions…Lehi Pioneers (I couldn’t say anything about them because I think Pioneers are amazing!) any school that is a wasp….i hated saying that name while cheering! And of course the MANTI TEMPLARS!! And NO we are not named after the temple…come on now people. 
GO TEMPLARS!

4 comments:

  1. Well we hated saying "Templars!" The feeling is mutual. ;) Go Wasps!

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  2. Go Delta High School!!! Think of all the movies where the rabbits dominate. Monte Python and the Holy Grail, Hoodwinked, Loony Toons, and some about a rabbit attacking Jimmy Carter in a boat.

    Your'e just jealous that you are not quite as original as the epic Beat Diggers, Beavers, and Rabbits!

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