TOP three….Most Outrageous Charlie Sheen Quotes!

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BECKY VANSLEEUWEN

Thank you all so much for your help-my faithful readers! I was in a slump and YOU guys have been the ones to pull me out! So many good ideas were submitted (for future post I will probably still use them!) but unfortunately I could only pick one for the give-away…Mami2jcn thanks for your Charlie Sheen inspiration, he is just too eccentric to not blog about!

TOP three….Most Outrageous Charlie Sheen Quotes!

As of late, Charlie Sheen, the highest paid-per episode-TV Actor (now recently fired) has graced the media floor with his abnormally witty and downright bizarre thought processes. We all know he is crazy but these documented quotations just solidify his position as mayor of crazy town!

 

#1. On his natural high: "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." ("20/20.")

#2. On his desire to be his true self: "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total b***hin' rock star from Mars and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain." ("The Today Show.")

#3. On his dual personality: "I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself." ("Piers Morgan Tonight.")